THIS TIME NEXT WEEK I WILL BE IN PARIS!!!!! WOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOO!

but meanwhile, back at the ranch...i just got back from yoga class. my car's "check engine" light is on, and the people at the dealership didn't fix the problem, and i paid them $430! i have piles and piles of work (my inbox is literally 4 feet high, at least)..... and i am now convinced that i must emit some pheremone that attracts strange, strange guys, and i am deeply, deeply saddened that the one relationship i thought had any potential turned out to be a two-year exercise in futility. wow. i NEED yoga class.