i have a new additiction to add to my list, below Lawry's prime rib: Doubletree cookies!

lisa works at doubletree, where, bless them, every guest gets a fresh, warm cookie at check-in. lisa gets them for free and brings them home so she can watch me drool like a pavlovian fiend.

if left alone with a bunch, i will most likely consume until i die. don't rats do that with cocaine?