Me: AARRGH! My wireless internet is failing to detect any sort of wireless signal!
Compaq customer support: Is your wireless card properly installed?
Me: Yes!
CCS: Have you rebooted your computer?
Me: Yes! I have also uninstalled and reinstalled my dsl router monitor, unplugged/plugged back in the router, twiddled with a variety of settings, taken out my battery, disabled/enabled my wireless card, etc. etc. ad nauseum…..
CCS: Did you check to see if you accidentally pushed the little button on the front of your computer that turns off the wireless?
Me: ……..oh.