it is at once heartwarming and horrifying to suddenly realize you are at the age where all your friends and your friends' friends are getting married.

i am so proud of myself.

so. proud.

i just found and bought a round-trip ticket to Hong Kong from LAX, nonstop, on Cathay Pacific, for $503.00.

Five hundred and three dollars.

plus taxes and airport charges of course, but holy FUCK it's still cheap!

Victory dance!

*wiggle wiggle*

addictions

it just sunk in today that i am hopelessly addicted to two things: coffee and sriracha hot sauce. not together, mind you, but they might as well be, since they're sloshiing around in a happy stew in my stomach right now.

i'm the poster child for future heartburn commercials. i can see it now:

"i spent my twenties recklessly drinking caustic liquids that ate away my stomach lining. but thanks to prilosec, i now lead a somewhat normal life."

yum.