Uncanny...Will showed me my horoscope for the day, and it read:

An option appears where none existed. Beggars can't be choosers, although your first impulse is to hold out for something better. Haven't you learned your lesson during the past few days? Seeking temporary relief is different from signing away your soul. Refrain from making a full commitment until you have a chance to rest and learn more of the facts. Ignore thoughtless laughter. Anyone that makes light of your situation obviously hasn't been in your shoes. It's nice to get a few points for style, but your raw accomplishment is what ultimately appears in the history books.