Monday, February 21, 2005

rain rain, go away...

what the hell? am i mistaken or did southern california slide up the continental shelf and into the vicinity of seattle?

jesus h, it has been raining SO much lately--it's depressing. if i wanted torrential downpours to ruin my days and cast gray shadows on everything, i'd move to the rainforest.

suddenly there are like fifteen million snails everywhere, leaving gross trails of slime and making you abruptly disgusted when you hear the *crunch* and feel the ooze of smushed snail under your shoe when walking through parking lots at night.

PLUS, the bottoms of your pants get dirty.

as if all this weren't bad enough, it's cold. and sometimes windy. perfect weather san diego my ASS.

I'm regretting not owning an umbrella, and am thinking of buying one, except i somehow feel it would be an admission of defeat.

my apologies to anyone who lives in michigan, or...anywhere cold and rainy.

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