Typical morning conversation. Yes these are verbatim quotes:
SCENE: Karen's bed, 7:30am
{T, thrashing in his sleep, hits K in the right eye socket with his forhead. K is awakened by the POP sound of her eye being pushed rapidly inward, and the blinding pain that follows.}
K: FUCKING IDIOT!
T: Wha...ZZZzzzZzzzz *turns over*
K waits five minutes for the pain to subside, then repeatedly pokes T, berating and reminding him that she is in PAIN.
T: Well none of this would have happened if your stupid eye didn't keep getting in my way!
{T then falls immediately asleep, leaving K sputtering, "My....stupid..eye....you...horrible..person...this...hurts..."}
T: Just kill me now.
I need a bigger bed or a smaller bf.
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